Consumers of the world unite; join forces and take up the fight
Get on your horses, here comes another sale; things are looking bright
So do what you know to be right and support the economy; buy what you fancy
Do it in a hurry; especially if you are hungry for a bargain
Buy that special something; you could be in the running for a prize:
Consumer of the year; remember to be wise and get the right size
Or you may come to a swift demise; the result of one too many fries
Don't deny the addict inside; you know you want it and you want it now
It's ok to bow down to the gods of consumerism; it's not a prison
It's the essence of freedom; the reason why you get up in the mornin'