TONY ABBOT HAIKU PORN

Tony is way toned
His suppository fetish
Maybe faeces too

Escargot broadband
With Margie at his bedside 
He does Rupe's bidding

Homos can go jump
Even though I'm Rupert's bitch
Fuck I hate myself






We will stop the boats
Determine who will come 'ere
Straya chose real change

Glitzy red carpet
Big shout out to Rick Muir
Payed for by News Corp






Three word slogans work 
He didn't even have one 
Scarlet Pimpernel 

 

 

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